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I like to sing duets by myself and will forever be oddly fixated upon dead queer french boys

Posted on 1st Oct at 3:19 PM, with 860 notes


They let me choose the music for the entire cosmetics department today so I chose a relatively normal playlist on my ipod and of course I’m in the middle of applying a customer’s eyeliner when FIYERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i nearly stabbed the lady’s eye out

Tagged: #me too thanks,
Posted on 1st Oct at 2:45 PM, with 345,926 notes


I wish I could illegally download clothes

Posted on 1st Oct at 2:45 PM, with 329,340 notes




I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

Posted on 1st Oct at 2:43 PM, with 161,960 notes


proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:59 PM, with 405,177 notes



Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:50 PM, with 1,079 notes
sweeney todd songs: a summary
the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
no place like london: tragic backstory time
worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
my friends: let's sing to some knives
green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let's get married
wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
kiss me: horny horny horny
ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can't get horny, what?
pretty women: get it, close shave, because he's gonna kill him
epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
a little priest: cannibal puns
god that's good: lol, they're eating people
by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
not while i'm around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
the judge's return: stabby stab
final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending
Posted on 30th Sep at 10:48 PM, with 32,177 notes





How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

Tagged: #adam, #all the jokes,
Posted on 30th Sep at 10:48 PM, with 43,838 notes


we as a society need to start talking about abusive friendships, bc those exist and seem to be really common

and most people in them dont know how do deal w the abuse bc its normally emotional abuse which.gets delegitimized, and its a platonic relationship and not a romo or sexual one, so it gets delegitimized for that too

Tagged: #hahahaha tbt,
Posted on 30th Sep at 10:47 PM, with 94 notes


jehan dying his hair by using natural flower dyes. as in, he boils a fucktonne of flowers in Courf’s only good saucepan left, and let’s his white-blonde hair steep

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:41 PM, with 1 note

I don’t wanna admit to myself that I’m struggling again because I don’t know how to deal with it and I don’t wanna burden anyone else and I’m just kinda a needy mess

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